Joke
Three successful Jewish brothers compared their wealth by the presents they had recently sent their old mother for her 75th birthday.
Shlomo, the oldest, said: "I built a big mansion for our mother."
Moishe, the second, said: "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."
Ira, the youngest, said: "You remember how our mama used to enjoy reading the bible? Now she can’t see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the whole bible... Mama just has to name the chapter and verse."
A few days later a letter arrived from their mother.
"Shlomo," she wrote, "the mansion you built is so huge. I live only in one room, but I have to clean the whole house."
"Moishe," she wrote, "I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home so I rarely use the Mercedes. And that driver - he’s a pain in the tuchas."
"But Ira," she wrote, "the chicken was delicious!"
 
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