Whether it occurred inside (or outside of) a club or rave party situation, or even if it didn't, what have so far been the weirdest or most humorous situations that you had to (or were glad to) escape from (as in escaping from something that happened, or from someone) and what the hell happened in the situation/s ?

Short version plz.

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".......and then everyone said 'Jabroni'."

*all occupants of the table laugh*

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Originally posted by Ygrene ".......and then everyone said 'Jabroni'." *all occupants of the table laugh*

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Originally posted by Ygrene ".......and then everyone said 'Jabroni'." *all occupants of the table laugh*

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

i was driving w/ a friend of mine one night in chicago, before i had to go back to school a few summers ago.

we were being kinda jackasses, honking at people and shit, and sure enough, i honked at an undercover cop.

i lied my ass off and said, "i thought you were my friend" to the cop. it was pretty funny.

Got stopped by a cop in Tampa for going the wrong way on a one way street (I was following someones bad directions). Oh yeah, I had 4oz of coke and 100 rolls in the car at the time, plus a small amount of glass that was for personal use. The best part was that since I was from out of town he was like "Oh you are not that far from where you are headed, just follow me and I'll take you there"

"...I told him, thats not my football jersey in the closet!"


[insert uproarish laughter]

well i didnt exactly escape it but im gunna tell it anyway

me and my friend was supposed to be getting some weed and we were sat in his car waiting for a text from a dealer, during this time (it was ages) i needed a piss. so i get out of the car and start going on this dudes van (it was the closest thing)

and well whaddya know, i hear footsteps approaching as im wizzing away, its the owner of this big fuck off blue van and hes like oi u pissing on me van? im like oh for fucks sake, sorry mate! and hes like yeh id do the same, theres nothing to piss on round here(!)

so i though he was gunna smash my face in for pissing on his treasured van but it turns out he didnt really care.

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

a DT pulled a fucking 21 Jumpstreet type shit on me & my friend while we were puffin on a freshly rolled dutch with 20 bag of high grade greens...

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Happened when I was in school


One armed kid at school struggling with tray of food.

Me - 'Hey Robin do you need a hand?'

Everyone in dinner hall laughes.

Me - attempts to talk my way out of it

One armed kid - Cries, runs off.