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bourgeois
The Funky Munky



Registered: Apr 2005
Location: where the FUNK is
I still haven't showered.

thus I still reek like a hookers ass.

my list of why I smell continues.

1. I never shower.
2. I like to roll around in pig poop.
3. I haven't changed my underwear since last christmas.
4. I <3 golden showers.
5. When i Sweat after purple room, I rub my wet shirt on my hair... then later lick the shirt.
6. I had sex with Courtny love.
7. I work in a fish factory and have sex with dead fish
8. I Gels my hair with semen.
9. My toothpaste is a lovely mixure of crushed bugs and entrails
10. Filthy romping sex with hookers, including male anal intercourse, followed by days without showering.
11. It's called deoderant, it's not expensive, I just choose not to wear it
12. I Never clean my foreskin


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Last edited by bourgeois on Oct-24-2006 at 04:36

Old Post Oct-23-2006 22:34  Canada
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Yohan
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Registered: Jan 2004
Location: Kitchener, Ont, Soviet Canuckistan

So you're the real reason why TOTA smells bad, Carl


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Tordan
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Registered: Jun 2002
Location: Toronto, Canada
Re: I still haven't showered.

quote:
Originally posted by bourgeois
thus I still reek like a hookers ass.

how do you know what a hooker's ass smells like?


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Cosmic Fur
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Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Mississauga, Canada

I'm having a severe case of Deja-vu.


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bourgeois
The Funky Munky



Registered: Apr 2005
Location: where the FUNK is
Re: Re: I still haven't showered.

quote:
Originally posted by Tordan
how do you know what a hooker's ass smells like?


This one time I tried to pick up a hooker and she turned me down. Then she told me it was because I smelled worse than her ass.


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Old Post Oct-23-2006 22:48  Canada
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Abercrombie
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Registered: Sep 2005
Location: Aurora Borealis
Re: I still haven't showered.

quote:
Originally posted by bourgeois
thus I still reek like a hookers ass.

my list of why I smell continues.

1. I never shower.
2. I like to roll around in pig poop.
3. I haven't changed my underwear since last christmas.
4. I <3 golden showers.
5. When i Sweat after purple room, I rub my wet shirt on my hair... then later lick the shirt.
6. I had sex with Courtny love.
7. I work in a fish factory and have sex with dead fish
8. I Gels my hair with semen.
9. My toothpaste is a lovely mixure of crushed bugs and entrails
10. Filthy romping sex with hookers, including male anal intercourse, followed by days without showering.
11. It's called deoderant, it's not expensive, I just choose not to wear it


12. Never clean your foreskin


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DigDeep
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Registered: May 2002
Location: Toronto, Ontario

i never shower.

dont have to.


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devnull
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Registered: Feb 2006
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Re: Re: I still haven't showered.

quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie
12. Never clean your foreskin


i just puked and swallowed it back

sickos


is it me or this guy left his TA still logged in ?!

Old Post Oct-24-2006 00:00  Canada
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bourgeois
The Funky Munky



Registered: Apr 2005
Location: where the FUNK is
Re: Re: I still haven't showered.

quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie
12. Never clean your foreskin


It's true.
I don't.


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VERTiG0
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Registered: Dec 2003
Location: no longer Cambridge, Ontario, Canada

Smegma machine

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LKD
Omni-peasant



Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Its June 18th, 2005, I'm at the Skybar

i guess this would fall under lopi's "ha" instead of "blah"?


i honestly dont give a hooker's arse as to why u smell carl


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lopi
Famous Titles



Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Kitchener, Ontario

quote:
Originally posted by El Kay Dee
i guess this would fall under lopi's "ha" instead of "blah"?


That it would, that it would.


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