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Funny story on the tollway today
So I am on the tollway coming back to work from lunch. There is this guy that is obviously text messaging while he is driving in the left lane at about 45mph. So I am laying on the horn trying to get him to go faster and can't get around him (there is construction on the tollway where we are narrowing the road to two lanes.) So I finally get around him and give him the evil eye while mouthing at him. So my lane comes to a stop (middle lane) while the traffic in his lane continues. So, of course, he passes me and is shouting at the top of his lungs. Well, I am having my after lunch smoke (helps with the digestion which reminds me that have to hurry up with this story ). So as he his passing me yelling curses that I never knew existed, I shoot him the bird and flick Mr. Parliament in his direction. Well, homeboy goes apeshit in his car, still in the left lane and passing me by. He then sticks his head out the window (don't really know why) while he is still moving and looks back at me over his left shoulder. Ok, think about this. He's in the left lane, turning to his left going absolutely nuts, at me in the center lane shaking his fist and making cut throat gestures. Can you guess what happens next? That's right. It's amazing what a cement median will do to the left side of a car at about 40pmh when the two connect. Needless to say he comes to a complete halt as I pass him by laughing and giving him the parting words "You take care now, ya hear!". He chased my car for about ten paces in futility.
Should I go back and see if he needs a ride?
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