Palmala, brought her home one night... and she hasnt left my side ever since.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

highschool... witha chica from the tennis team.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

I was 17. He was a friend with experience who I knew I wouldn't get attached to. I arranged everything the way I wanted it to be, and he was just my tool to get the job done.


I told this story ages ago, and it's actually quite hilarious. But it's also long-winded, and I don't feel like typing it all out again.

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Originally posted by Vlad Palmala, brought her home one night... and she hasnt left my side ever since.

damn son... you need to get out and meet some strange azz.

sheet, at 14 I already fingered a piss (almost literally) out of my "babysitter" (17 years old). My parents felt that I would cause some shit, so they asked our next door neighboor's daughter to watch me. She wasn't hot but definitely cute and had a nice body. All I remember is when she was coming, she squirted and I was like "WTF!!! YOU PISSED ON ME!!!" - I had no idea chix could squirt! She ran out all embarassed and we didn't talk since that time. I went on to lead a sex-addict life and she probaly ended up on a chair in a psychotherapist office. Damn I was a dick.

My parents were like where's the babysitter? and I was like - she felt ill so she left early.

Shit, I only found out about squirting like 5 years later. Damn...


aaaaaaah... youth. all that energy and so little knowledge.

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19, in a local yahoo chatroom. She (i hope) lured me in with very provocotive instant messages, typed gently in a teasing pink font.

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Arpi - Somewhere Else (Stan Void Remix ) [ Neuroscience ] (Out Now)
Forerunners - Dragonfly (Stan Void Remix ) [ Solaris ] (Out Soon)
Stan Void - Transience [ Solaris ] (Out December 2008)
Stan Void - When You Know / Come Play [ Real Music ]
Stan Void - Montavo / A Moment's Definition [ Somatic Sense Vision ]

at age 47 while i working at the retirement home. She was very dry but great for the age of 81.

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Originally posted by jonSun at age 47 while i working at the retirement home. She was very dry but great for the age of 81.

pics of you and her in a family photo or stfu.

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Arpi - Somewhere Else (Stan Void Remix ) [ Neuroscience ] (Out Now)
Forerunners - Dragonfly (Stan Void Remix ) [ Solaris ] (Out Soon)
Stan Void - Transience [ Solaris ] (Out December 2008)
Stan Void - When You Know / Come Play [ Real Music ]
Stan Void - Montavo / A Moment's Definition [ Somatic Sense Vision ]

last week due to an unfortunate doorknob accident

Shit I was gonna write something funny but I doubt I'd be able to top some of the posts here.

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Originally posted by dj_bas wow awesome!! that's way bigger than mine

two weeks before my 17th birthday, and to my high school sweetheart. we had been together for about 7 months and i had a big house party since my dad was out of town, so of course we got drunk, and later on when everyone left, he slept over and it was actually my choice. he wasn't even trying to and i was like, "i really want to have sex and see what it's like already". we had already used the "L" word and were a very exclusive item, so i felt comfortable and wanted it to be with him.

it sucked, i wouldn't even let him put it all the way in, it hurt so bad. i think he didn't even pop my cherry until like the 3rd time we did it. lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by jonSun at age 47 while i working at the retirement home. She was very dry but great for the age of 81.

an oldy but a goody