Last week in clinical I catheterized a patient for my first time.
It was a female, and it was hard as hell. Why? I'll tell you why...
Because her genitals were practically unrecognizable.
I seriously could barely tell what I was looking at. I knew what I was supposed to be looking for, but everything was so mangled and out of place that I couldn't tell what was what. No joke.
Ladies, take advantage of all the time you have with your youthful vaginas while you can...cause the future is NOT pretty.
Apr-09-2007 13:58
narcism
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its not that bad u just have to feel
wait til u do a male whose old... its like wheres the penis
Apr-09-2007 14:00
stren
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Hermaphrodite ?
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Apr-09-2007 14:03
Silky Johnson
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quote:
Originally posted by narcism its not that bad u just have to feel
wait til u do a male whose old... its like wheres the penis
LOL fuck.
Oh man...it was soooo brutal. My mentor was pointing to the urethra (which did NOT look like a urethra...hell I didn't even see a clitoris, and there was only ONE labia minora ) saying "There, do you see it?" And I was like, "Uhhhh, I think so " So she told me just to give'r and I did....and there was no urine return.
So yeah, we had to try another one, lol. The poor woman was lying there double catheterized. Turns out after irrigating the tubes that the first one was indeed in the right place.
Fucking hell. I actually look forward to more practice, cause that shit isn't easy!!
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Apr-09-2007 14:08
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steam unwrinkles everything. If it doesn't work punch it for being ugly. Many younger women have freaky looking pussies too. You can't understand how much it sucks when you meet a gorgeous girl who's pussy looked like something from aliens vs predator.
Apr-09-2007 14:09
Silky Johnson
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Originally posted by all-nite-freak
steam unwrinkles everything. If it doesn't work punch it for being ugly. Many younger women have freaky looking pussies too. You can't understand how much it sucks when you meet a gorgeous girl who's pussy looked like something from aliens vs predator.
It's funny...I never even think of this. I just assume every woman has roughly the same kind of vagina. Too much porn perhaps.
Apr-09-2007 14:12
narcism
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Originally posted by jennypie
Fucking hell. I actually look forward to more practice, cause that shit isn't easy!!
<3 Nursing sense of humour.
you wait til you get to nasogastric tubes
Apr-09-2007 14:13
stren
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so you don't do guys jenny ?
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Apr-09-2007 14:14
Slylee
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haha ew
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Apr-09-2007 14:14
stren
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Originally posted by jennypie
It's funny...I never even think of this. I just assume every woman has roughly the same kind of vagina. Too much porn perhaps.
i say too little porn. Porn always has a variety of pussies; papercuts, hamburgers, tissue dispensers ...
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Apr-09-2007 14:17
Silky Johnson
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^^^
LOL
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Originally posted by stren
so you don't do guys jenny ?
I do whoever needs a catheter insertion or change. It's the same procedure for males and females pretty much. But no, I haven't done a guy yet.
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Originally posted by narcism
you wait til you get to nasogastric tubes
Ugh, we JUST finished this section. Suctioning, trachs, oxygenation and all that. It gives me the willies! *shudder*
Apr-09-2007 14:20
StanVoid
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Location: NYC, New York
well there goes my fucking breakfast
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I have seen the future, and it isn't pretty.
its not that bad u just have to feel
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) saying "There, do you see it?" And I was like, "Uhhhh, I think so 
