So tonight I have to go to another dreaded work function...

To farewell someone who's leaving...

Fair enough. Whatever.

But the people I work w/ are bringing their significant others... \

And I don't remember their names.

"Hey Vesh!"
"Hey... you!"

Terrible.

Note, I can't even remember one of the girls names I work with.

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Poison the punch. No more names to remember.

Edit: You might even end up with a long weekend.

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It's really bad, I'm writing all of their names down so I can revise them before I go...

And it's worrying because I'm missing so many names!!!

Am I worrying too much?

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Fuck yes. Why the hell do you need to remember all the names of your co-worker's significant others? Do you all hang out a lot or something

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Like, there's only 4 people I work w/... we all have to talk to each other...

I'll die if someone says:

"You don't remember my name do you?"

*EVERYONE STARING AT ME*

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Hang on...Is it your co-worker's names you can't remember, or their partners? Cause if you can't remember 4 people's names and work with them all the time...That's really bad.

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1 coworker I can't remember
2-3 partners I can't remember

I'm a student, so I only work there 1x/ week

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Ok.

Go through the letters of the alphabet and see if one letter brings a name to mind for your co-worker. That's gonna be the biggest problem, so tackle that first.

Don't worry about the partners, just make a point of telling them you don't remember. Self depreciating phrases such as "God, I'm lucky to remember my own name sometimes" always go down a treat.

And don't get too drunk lol

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"God, I'm lucky to remember my own name sometimes"

Perfect!

Thanks, those lines are gold!

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Or on the other hand, you could get really drunk, then people would forgive you for not remembering their names?

I too have been blessed with a shit memory for people's names

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Yeah, I'd usually get tipsy...

I become more sociable when I'm tipsy... and much more cool... I ignore people when they make stir shit like that, and pull out witty comments...

HOWEVER! I'm driving (on probationary) meaning I can't have a drop of liquor inside of me... and I hate people who drink and drive and cause accidents... REALLY hate them... so for me to do something like that would be hypocritical to my ideals, but moreso, just fuckin' idiotic!

Please, names, come to me!

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