hahaha

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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".

Owned...

Ach nu kunnen ze het in puriteins Amerika op The Simpsons steken

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Jawadde

Wal-Mart is sued over rude lyrics

The swear word is on Evanescence's Anywhere But Home album
The parents of a 13-year-old girl are suing US supermarket giant Wal-Mart over a CD by rock group Evanescence that contains swear words.
The lawsuit, filed in Washington County, alleges Wal-Mart deceived customers by not putting warning labels on the cover.

Mr Skeens said he bought the Anywhere But Home CD for his daughter and was shocked to hear the swearing when it was played in their car.

Damages claim

"I don't want any other families to get this, expecting it to be clean. It needs to be removed from the shelves to prevent other children from hearing it," said Mr Skeens of Brownsville.

The lawsuit seeks to force Wal-Mart to censor the music or remove it from its stores in Maryland.

It also seeks damages of up to $74,500 (£38,660) for every customer who bought the CD at Maryland Wal-Marts, and also naming record label Wind-Up Records and distributor BMG Entertainment in the legal action.
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Dus ik zou zeggen: gauw de cd daar kopen
Weet iemand misschien over welk scheldwoord het gaat?

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Heb er nog een:

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Bron: www.fok.nl De ultieme Belgische culinaire droom is vanaf nu te koop:'Frietjes die smaken naar een pintje'. Dit liet Het Volk zondag weten. Ironisch genoeg wordt deze Belgische droom verwezenlijkt door een Nederlands bedrijf. De frietjes met biersmaak zijn afkomstig van het Nederlandse Lamb-Weston-Meijer, een bedrijf dat is gespecialiseerd in diepgevroren aardappelproducten. Om de frietjes de smaak van bier te geven worden ze in de fabriek ondergedompeld in een speciale vloeistof. Als ze daarna worden gebakken ontstaat een dun korstje dat naar bier smaakt. Bierfrieten zijn knapperiger en blijven langer warm dan gewone patat, aldus de topman van het bedrijf Guy Huybrechts, die overigens uit België afkomstig is. De frietjes kunnen volgens hem het best geserveerd worden in een bierglas. Belgen die de lekkernij thuis willen uitproberen moeten nog heel even wachten. Hij is afgelopen weekend gelanceerd op de aardappelbeurs, maar binnenkort ook te verkrijgen in de supermarkten. Volgens Huybrechts is het product in Britse pubs en brasseries al een groot succes. Er zit geen druppel alcohol in en "je kan er kilo’s van smullen zonder dronken te worden". Ze zijn wel duurder dan gewone friet, het scheelt zo’n dertig tot vijftig procent.

Only in America...

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In Nederland ook blijkbaar

Ach ja, als je ziet wat 'n premier ze daar ook hebben

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Originally posted by Xilver Only in America...

Inderdaad...

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voor de liefhebbers van piercings
http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20041214.html
looks painful...

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Damn, people ar getting crazy
Man bites dog, police say
Tuesday, December 14, 2004

GAINESVILLE, Florida (AP) -- A man has been charged with animal cruelty for allegedly biting his Jack Russell terrier as punishment, and police say he used a 200-pound bull mastiff in an attempt to keep back officers who arrived to arrest him.

The mother of Mount Lee Lacy's girlfriend called police because she was concerned about an argument between him and her daughter about Lacy's unusual discipline method for his dog Lady.

Officers kicked down the apartment door when they heard an argument and a barking dog. Lacy was holding the mastiff named Breaker on a taut leash 6 feet inside the door. The officers drew their guns but didn't fire.

Lacy, 21, was handcuffed and jailed Saturday on one count each of felony animal cruelty and resisting arrest without violence. He remained in the Alachua County Jail on $25,000 bail Tuesday.

"He said that biting the dog was good punishment and that's how you train them, that dogs bite so that's what they understand," Sgt. Keith Kameg said. "When an officer went to check on (Lady), she was cowering in the back of her crate as if the officer was going to hurt her."

Police reported Lady's left front paw was bloody from a bite. Jack Russell terriers normally weigh no more than 16 pounds.

"If you are inflicting injury or breaking skin, or the dog is responding to pain, you are not doing any good," said Pepe Peruyero, a former police officer who operates a dog training school in nearby High Springs.

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Danny vebiest stapt uit Studio 100 om persoonlijke reden. Gelukkig blijf hij nog steeds Samson spelen...

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Originally posted by Push2005 Ik ben net terug begonnen met cassettes op te kopen... Die pitchcontrol is echt ongelofelijk !