Women are like web servers:

400 BAD REQUEST: a rendezvous without flowers
401 UNAUTHORIZED: I'm married
402 PAYMENT REQUIRED: candle-light dinner
403 FORBIDDEN: don't even think about it
404 NOT FOUND: today is the girls' night out
405 METHOD NOT ALLOWED: anal out of the question
406 METHOD NOT ACCEPTABLE: blowjobs out of the question
407 PROXY AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED: I have to ask Mom first
408 REQUEST TIMEOUT: when did you last call?
409 CONFLICT: who was that blonde?
411 LENGTH REQUIRED: you call this "big"?
412 PRECONDITION FAILED: you don't have a condom?
413 REQUEST ENTITY TOO LARGE: won't fit!
415 UNSUPPORTED MEDIA TYPE: foursomes out of the question
500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR: period
501 NOT IMPLEMENTED: have never tried that
503 SERVICE UNAVAILABLE: headache
504 GATEWAY TIMEOUT: that's all?

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500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR: period


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Originally posted by kluba_702 500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR: period ..........hehe

lmao

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truely good humor for the little i geek in all of us...lol

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Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee truely good humor for the little i geek in all of us...lol

hey, if you're a trancEaddict, you're a geek by definition.

If you don't believe me, check out the "Single vs. in a Relationship" thread in the Polls section -- almost everybody here is single!!!

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Thats some funny shit.

lmao

*going to check out the polls section*

I've never had a 411. DAMN, MY GEEK ISN'T up to DATE!!!!

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R-Tape loading error
remember this old-school one?
(I know it isn't very involved, but...)

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Originally posted by Eugene Women are like web servers: . . .

Say, You've translated it?

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408 REQUEST TIMEOUT: when did you last call?

thats me.. hehe lol.. i
and this one

503 SERVICE UNAVAILABLE: headache

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Originally posted by jennypie
Because you're a filthy WHORE!

Women like webservers? They sure are...both quite complicated...only "specialists" understand them...