People almost always look as if they are disappointed when they find out their body part is not broken, or the diagnosis is negative.
Shouldn't you be relieved?

Oh wait no...how could I forget....workman's comp ftw

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Originally posted by Azia People almost always look as if they are disappointed when they find out their body part is not broken, or the diagnosis is negative. Shouldn't you be relieved? Oh wait no...how could I forget....workman's comp ftw

...and the prescription of narcotic analgesics.

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Originally posted by Azia People almost always look as if they are disappointed when they find out their body part is not broken, or the diagnosis is negative. Shouldn't you be relieved? Oh wait no...how could I forget....workman's comp ftw

Well, yeah. I don't understand it either.

There was a House episode where this chick got herself sick, just for the attention. It was a mental disorder.

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Originally posted by Marc Summers Well, yeah. I don't understand it either. There was a House episode where this chick got herself sick, just for the attention. It was a mental disorder.

I'm beginning to realize many people have this disorder.

edit: They just come for our heated blankets.

Yeah but usually when you go to the hospital it's cuz you're feeling a great amount of pain and if someone tells you, "Nothing's wrong, you're fine!" you would feel kind of deflated, like "wtf, then why am I in so much pain?"

But if that person tells you you've broken 59 zillion bones in 89 zillion places, you feel better because now they have justified all of this pain you're feeling!

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Nu skal jeg betro dig min hemmelighed. Den er ganske ligetil:
kun med hjertet kan man se rigtigt. Det væsentlige er usynligt for øjet.

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Originally posted by Azia I'm beginning to realize many people have this disorder. edit: They just come for our heated blankets.

Or to see you in a nurse outfit

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lol, definately! just got my health insurance through! 3,000 for a fracture! always doing them Bring It On!!!

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Originally posted by dj_bas Or to see you in a nurse outfit

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Originally posted by Azia

Oh nvm







































Kidding!

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You wanna know why?




It's because they want something to be wrong with them so they can be different and tell a story. So people will feel sorry for them and pay more attention. Even i get that way....

Azia where do you work so i can break my leg?

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Originally posted by gwrmarines You wanna know why? It's because they want something to be wrong with them so they can be different and tell a story. So people will feel sorry for them and pay more attention. Even i get that way.... Azia where do you work so i can break my leg?

I'm sick and I get pissed off at people feeling sorry for me

It's so freaking annoying!


Man if I could be told tomorrow ... well actually you didn't need a kidney transplant as the old ones worked fine. No more kidney failure for you!
I'd be freaking exctatic!

i love it when she wears scrubs and checks my prostate.


hawt!