Seriously


Ummmm... romantic car rides dont exist, but maybe only in girls head. It's when they ask me not to drive fast, there like with a trembly voice "Frank please be careful, your driving to fast: theres a red light ahead" and I try to respond with the same voice, pretending to be very gentle an careful and romantic and emo and shit... but in my mind im like "Okey mom, SHIT!!!!" I know there a shitty ass "RED LIGHT" ahead. Dont go all fucken Drivers ED Teacher on me. hoe.

Aaahhh yes, chicks love them compliments but shit when your around me and your going to go and call your self "FAT" every 3 minutes when you know your more skinnier that a fucking cucumber. Imma go you know your right you are "FAT".

STFU bitch. Im just tired of this type of shit.


Feel free to add more.

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And now back to Wild Animal World. Here in the more erit regions of Africa, the Gold Coat Lion's are in the throws of mating season. The male lion positions himself behind the female and prepares to insert his lionhood. Notice, his large swollen balls. The female lion relaxes her body and says "hello" to Mr. Winky. The male lion is enticed by the females supple breasts and firm backside. Quickly and suddenly the male is finished. So, he kindly asks the female to leave. He promises he'll call her tomorrow. But the female doesnt leave. Nope, she's moving right in. Looks like the male lion... is screwed.

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ALFI - BOHICA - DJ MIX (Stream+Dropbox)

u are one ate up child

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Originally posted by medinaM5 u are one ate up child

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rly

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Originally posted by medinaM5 u are one ate up child

No this is

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Originally posted by jonSun

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Thats fake right?

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Originally posted by jonSun No this is

mmmmm babies

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ALFI - BOHICA - DJ MIX (Stream+Dropbox)

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Originally posted by TweeK Thats fake right?

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Originally posted by Boomer187 nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

theyyyree all gonna laauugh at yoooouuu!!

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ALFI - BOHICA - DJ MIX (Stream+Dropbox)

Damit, babys do come out of girls c00ters huh, that also piss me off.

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