A man's peacefully reading a newspaper while suddenly his wife bonks his head with a frying pan... "Are you crazy?" He shouts and she replys "This is for the note with a phone number i found in your trousers regarding such a Mary" ... "But Honey lemme explain, do you remember that day i went to the racecourse ? Mary is the horse i bet on name and the number is the bet code ..." She repents and apologizes for her act. Some days after same scene and another bonk with the frying pan on her husband head ... "What the heck now?!?" "Your horse is at the phone ..."
Mar-20-2002 14:20
serialkillah
Knock knock
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Doetinchem, The Netherlands
LoL
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Mar-20-2002 14:22
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tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Oslo
lol
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Mar-20-2002 14:57
Spyder
Anti BS Alliance
Registered: Feb 2002
Location: Toronto CDN
LOL... good realy good..
heres one of my faves for a long time
There was this couple that was married for 20 years,
and every time they had sex the husband always
insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20
years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she
would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night,
while they were in the middle of doing it, she turned
on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was
holding a dildo. She gets completely upset. "You
impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you
be lying to me all of these years. You better explain
yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes
and says, calmly, "I'll explain the dildo if you can
explain our three kids."
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Good Girls go to Heaven, Naughty Girls go to London Originally posted by jennypie
Because you're a filthy WHORE!
Mar-20-2002 20:54
Nightmonger
Archlich Tranz Inquisitor
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Trancebourgh
Hehe good one indeed!!
Mar-20-2002 22:58
Pepanee
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Sunnyvale, CA
Well, i got this from the back of my head from the good old days... here goes:
One day, three people name 'Shut up', 'Manners', and 'Pooh' were walking one day and suddenly Pooh falls in a ditch in the ground. Shut up told Manners to help him out while Shut up went to go look for some help
He finally meets a man, and the man asks Shut up what his name was..
Shut up said "Shut up"
The man got pissed and asked him where his manners were.
Shut up said "Around the corner diggin' up poo!"
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Mar-21-2002 04:25
Nightmonger
Archlich Tranz Inquisitor
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Trancebourgh
Hehe!!! Too bad this one works in english only
Mar-21-2002 04:40
inatrance
Arcteryx ClimbAddict
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Seattle, WA
quote:
Originally posted by Nightmonger
Hehe!!! Too bad this one works in english only
no.. you can change your word for poo.. nehow
Mar-21-2002 14:27
kluba_702
tranceaddict supreme
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Boston, USA
thats a good 1
Mar-21-2002 17:01
Spyder
Anti BS Alliance
Registered: Feb 2002
Location: Toronto CDN
quote:
Originally posted by Nightmonger
Hehe!!! Too bad this one works in english only
What did you mean by that .....
i got it and i'mnot british i'm polish
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Good Girls go to Heaven, Naughty Girls go to London Originally posted by jennypie
Because you're a filthy WHORE!
Mar-21-2002 20:41
Trance4Eternity
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Traveling through my Cerebral Cortex .
The one with the dildo and the three kids was great! hahhahahahaha.
Mar-21-2002 21:45
Nightmonger
Archlich Tranz Inquisitor
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Trancebourgh
Well, in italian that kind of "word joke" doesn't fit well just 'cause of the italian words involved ... it would sound like a kiddo joke makin not very much sense.
Keep jokes coming!!!
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