this drawing



inspired by a salvia trip

ovaries dude, you want sex

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"You won a new refrigerator, great! Where you gonna put it?" - Tony Danza

represents birth. creation of man


i see ovaries and a penis. and that red thing is a huge hot load flying up the shaft like a ball of fire and the arrows show where its abt to unleash its mans juice all over some chciks face while shes cooking him dinner. and then he slaps her, and then he punches her in the esophagus and stomps her because the food wasnt made properly. like my moms, she used to make the best lasagne but she restricted me in so many ways, and made me think i was sick when i wasnt I HATEU MOM! I HATE U!

Aries.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy represents birth. creation of man i see ovaries and a penis. and that red thing is a huge hot load flying up the shaft like a ball of fire and the arrows show where its abt to unleash its mans juice all over some chciks face while shes cooking him dinner. and then he slaps her, and then he punches her in the esophagus and stomps her because the food wasnt made properly. like my moms, she used to make the best lasagne but she restricted me in so many ways, and made me think i was sick when i wasnt I HATEU MOM! I HATE U!

Fuckedup-ness of explanation of drawing>actual drawing

It's about a girl that wanted a man to stick his head up her vagina, & then after a while of the guy sticking his head up her vagina he realised that the vagina was bigger than him. He fell asleep in the vagina and died He drowned he her juices. Such a sad story

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its a pussy with an eggroll in it

I can explain this.

It all started at 6 Oclock this morning when I woke up to my goat screaming in the back yard. I ran outside to see my goat crying & shaking in the corner with blood dripping out of it's bum. It went to work at 8:00 and everything was fine until around 9, when suddenly my phone rang. It was dedective Smith asking me about the goat. I told him about the blood, the toilet seat and the little pink power bracelet that only special people wear. The detective screamed throught the phone & it suddenly went dead. I raced to police head quaters & into detective smiths office & he was lying in the corner shivering with blood dripping from his bum. "strange" I thought. I went home & had a snack. Everything was fine until around 6pm, when suddenly my door bell rang. I opened the door & to my surprise Enferno was standing outside. He told me he got banned & I was sad. We drunk some beers, rapped the goat & played darts until the sun went down. good times. He said to me he had to go around 10 am. I said goodbye & he hopped into his car. He suddenly screamed! I ran up to the car & opened the door & he was lying in the corner shivering with blood dripping from his bum. "strange" I thought. I went back inside & at some Tacos.

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Alrighty, then ... picture this if you will.

10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes,
in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy
when a flaming stealth banana split the sky
like one would hope but never really expect
to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime
and stopping right at my Birkenstocks,
and me yelping...


Holy fucking shit!

Then the X-Files being,
Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan
with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of
vanilla Chig Champa
Did a slow-mo Matrix descent
Outta the butt end of the banana vessel
And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw,
and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip,
and all I could think was:
"I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice
that I pissed my fuckin' pants."

So light in his way,
Like an apparition, [that]
He had me crying out,
"Fuck me
It's gotta be
the Deadhead Chemistry
The blotter got [right] on top of me
Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!"

And after calming me down
with some orange slices
and some fetal spooning,
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One,
the One who will deliver the message.
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
and a warning for those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school.

You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better listen.

Then he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is so real
Like the time Dave floated away
See, my heart is pounding
'Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now!

It was so real,
Like I woke up in Wonderland.
All sorta terrifying
I don't wanna be all alone
While I tell this story.
And can anyone tell me why
Y'all sound like Peanuts parents?
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real
Finally, it's my lucky day
See, my heart is racing
'Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now!

You believe me, don't you?
Please believe what I've just said!
See the Dead ain't touring
And this wasn't all in my head.
See, they took me by the hand
And invited me right in.
Then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin.

Strapped down [to] my bed
Feet cold [and] eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed.

Hey ...

Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be the One
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending,
To write it down for all the world to see.

But I forgot my pen
Shit the bed again ...
Typical.

Strapped down [to] my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Sunkist and Sudafed
Gyroscopes and infrared
Won't help, I'm brain dead
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed

I can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be the hero
Can't remember what they said
Bob help me!
Can't remember what they said

[We] don't know, [and we] won't know (x12)

God damn, shit the bed!












I feel that pretty much sums it up.
P.S. somebody better recognize that

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Originally posted by Idoru I'm cooler than you plus i give better head i swallow

It is easier for a man to destroy the light inside himself
than to defeat the darkness all around him
www.myspace.com/enigmaticecstasy

Damn Xeno, you may just have my vote.

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Originally posted by Enigmatic XTC

Tewl ?

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Tewl ?

Yay! you win a prize!

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Originally posted by Idoru I'm cooler than you plus i give better head i swallow

It is easier for a man to destroy the light inside himself
than to defeat the darkness all around him
www.myspace.com/enigmaticecstasy