who here reads erotica?
i never thought i would til i was referred to a certain story online.
im in the middle of reading it now; have been for the last few days. the author is amazing. ive been thinking about it at work a lot.

never thought i would be in to the subject matter of the story either, but the way it is written; i couldnt help but get engrossed in it.

however, it's not what you might call "normal" erotica...

shall i post teh link?!?!

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I suppose a core version of an erotic story wouldnt be very erotic...

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Originally posted by Sunsnail I suppose a core version of an erotic story wouldnt be very erotic...

nah not rly, and its a long one (no pun)

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i had a friend who read the "smut" stuff. it was funnny cause we always gave her shit for reading those erotic novels. you know, the kind with te link the huge muscular dude carrying of the lady in the background.

but deep down inside, i kinda enjoyed that stuff.

stuff like Red Shoe Diaries off of SHOWTIME or any kind of other softcore porno whatnot. i mean, like, getting in the "mood" is kinda hott. not just the "BAM! SEX!" you gotta warm up to that stuff.

at least i do.

and i'm pretty buzzed off wine...i could use some dirtay talkin' right now....

i slowly lick your shoes, spitting gently on the heel. After that i rub the shoelaces harder, harder HARDER

well this particular story involves a non-human entity.

no, not an animal, but something that is usually inanimate and eventually becomes animate and well...

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If it's a microwave, well then... been there, done that.

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is it a penis-shaped fruit? or a chair? or a car? or water?

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Originally posted by Sunsnail is it a penis-shaped fruit? or a chair? or a car? or water?

one of those is almost correct :P

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Originally posted by tubularbills at least i do. and i'm pretty buzzed off wine...i could use some dirtay talkin' right now....

...and the pickles

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Originally posted by kadomony well this particular story involves a non-human entity. no, not an animal, but something that is usually inanimate and eventually becomes animate and well...

nononononononono

has to be human


none of this anime stupid shit.

and no shoes. i have no foot fetish, sry orbax

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Originally posted by kadomony one of those is almost correct :P

its a dildo then