Uh yeah. It's like, almost 3:30 in the morning, and I went to use the can real quick when I saw something I couldn't believe. A fuckin' RAT, almost a foot long, in the water below. I slammed the toilet lid shut and was like WTF.

This has never happened before...

It took me a while to figure out this plan of disposal because 1. I didn't wanna break my toilet 2. I didn't want a major bloody (LITERALLY) mess on my hands.

So I went and got two of my swords: I used my broadsword to lift the lid up, and then I used my medium Samurai sword, still in its plastic sheathe, to bludgeon this fuckin' animal.

So I opened the lid and hit it with repeated attacks. There was very little blood spilled but it tainted the water a bit. The animal, terrified, started to crawl back in and I flushed. Down the bitch went. It's gone for now, but am I glad my can's lid is always closed 'cause this was some creepy ass shit.

I fuckin' hate rats.

Did you try simply flushing the toilet the first time you closed the lid?

Damn man... Rats.

thats fucking great. did you use any special combos?

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Originally posted by Yan Did you try simply flushing the toilet the first time you closed the lid? Damn man... Rats.

Yeah, dude. Several times, but the bitch just wouldn't go down until I assaulted it. I've killed mice before but NEVER rats. I was pretty nervous about the whole thing. This thing was a fuckin' monster. I only hope it never comes back.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN thats fucking great. did you use any special combos?

7-hit Super Combo finish.

fuck, imagine if you go take a shit and you don't notice it and it crawls inside your asshole..shitfuck....

You bastard. You might have killed Splinter.

Now who'll train the Turtles to fight against Krang and the Shredder?

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Originally posted by Danny Ocean fuck, imagine if you go take a shit and you don't notice it and it crawls inside your asshole..shitfuck....

Precisely. A mindfuck of a thought. Ack. It truly pays to look before you s(h)it or shoot.

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Originally posted by Yan You bastard. You might have killed Splinter. Now who'll train the Turtles to fight against Krang and the Shredder?

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Originally posted by Yan Now who'll train the Turtles to fight against Krang and the Shredder?

poor, unknown hollywood execs?

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN poor, unknown hollywood execs?

Teenage Mutant Hollywood Executive Turtles?

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Originally posted by Yan Teenage Mutant Hollywood Executive Turtles?

It could happen. There was an episode called "Corporate Raiders from Dimension X" once.





Now I can't sleep. When I attacked that thing the adrenaline started flowing...I've never tried to kill something that big before.

he is going to have his revenge!!

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Originally posted by Danny Ocean he is going to have his revenge!!

hahaha. yeah, instead of "the crow" its "the rat" who dedicates himself to vengeance on DA's bared ass.

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