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Because Nabisco wants to make lots of money, therefore they make a delicious cookie that tastes so wonderful that once you've had one, you simply MUST have another. Therein lies their genius! They know that once they've got you in their grasp, you are theirs forever! You might as well just give them your bank account numbers right now and you can work off a direct withdrawal/shipment of cookies to your home process. Eventually, they will take your home, car, children, and pets because your addiction to the delicious cookie has grown to such an abhorrent need. THAT'S why the cookie is so delicious.
KHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
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