saw this yesterday. Its basically a re-worked Hostel script set in Brazil. Basically, a doctor makes a business of capturing tourists, taking their organs and selling them to Brazillian hospitals. The film was promoted as an "anti-tourism horror" film, but there are so many remarks and a whole tirade from the doctor against americans, which is weird because half of the "subjects" aren't american (two from sweeden, 2 from UK, 1 from ???). The movie was pretty much "ok" until the Escape scene. Then it spent like 10 minutes of swimming around in underwater caves (all while unable to determine who is the bad guy/good guy), then a small break, and the 5 more minutes of swimming again.
Right about the time when they proclaimed the ambiguous hunter was native american, i decided to stamp "piece of shit" on it.

but, they did have the teaser for The Hills Have Eyes 2.

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

HA!



That's the first thing that I thought when I saw teh commercials for it.

Was the monster pleased?

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Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

The Hills Have Eyes is a terrible movie. Better watch Doom instead Hostel is lame, cuz it's supposed to be 'gore', but it's 'pussy gore' instead

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If the films anything like Hostel I will not bother watching it. Hostel has to be the most shittest film I've seen in a long time. Lacks suspense, the plot's a load of bollocks too, and they might of well hired Steve Seagel or Chuck Norris to act in the last 30 minutes.

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan they might of well hired Steve Seagel or Chuck Norris to act in the last 30 minutes.

I'd rather watch chuck norris take a dump on steven segals chest than watch Hostel again. Worst movie evar.

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you guys should stop bitching and maybe watch hostel again

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Horror movies suck so bad these days. I don't even bother with them anymore.

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Originally posted by makija you guys should stop bitching and maybe watch hostel again

I'd rather take Heroin.

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i watched it last night on tv while doing my ex and it was sweet


on the other hand i wish i had some heroin with me mmmmmmmmm

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