So my girlfriend talked me into tanning

And I kind of am, well, addicted now
(waits for "omfg ur ghey!")

Anyway, I've run into one problem. I need a tanning lotion that doesn't smell like a fucking girl! I've been using Hempology and love it, but it smells like some god damn flowers.

Any recommendations?

omfg ur ghey!

use axe tanning lotion

Definitely gay. Get the lotion that smells like buttsecks.

I use to go tanning, i find it relaxing. Can't help ya on the lotion though...

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

so long as the lotion is beting rubbin by nubile youngns youl always be winner so keep it up you'll not get cancer fromt eh sun.

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Originally posted by Sunsnail use axe tanning lotion

What places sell that?

lol tanning, like tanning beds and stuff?

that shit looks like garbage

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"You won a new refrigerator, great! Where you gonna put it?" - Tony Danza

MMMMMM, Fake N' Bake

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Hawaiian Tropic Dark Tanning oil tastes just like it smells, DELICIOUS.

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I use regular lotion, because the thought of paying for a bottle of lotion that is/almost is the same amount as the tanning itself is ridiculous.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Why did enferno get banned? Because he molested the 3 year old goat. (in goat years it was actually 16, so it was mature enough to understand & consented by yelling out two gentle "maaars")