18 isn't when you die - it's when your life begins!

/sweepingly tender cheesy after-school-special "hope-you-learned-a-lesson-from-all-this" tune

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

You should say, "I KNOW RITE!!" and jump off the roof of the house. They'll feel so bad that they drove you to try to commit suicide that you'll never have to wait for Christmas to get shit you want. You'll just have to say, "Remember when you guys made me jump off the roof? That was shitty."

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Originally posted by dj_bas You should say, "I KNOW RITE!!" and jump off the roof of the house. They'll feel so bad that they drove you to try to commit suicide that you'll never have to wait for Christmas to get shit you want. You'll just have to say, "Remember when you guys made me jump off the roof? That was shitty."

2 story roof into a frozen pool?

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Originally posted by Events@Spec 2 story roof into a frozen pool?

You'll make out like a bandit!!

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...i gave you my heart

but the very next day, you gave it away

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insignificant cor member alliance

I miss Christmases that were profitable when it came to gifts (and I don't even have children )

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"Go back to bed america your government is in control
Here's American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it,
Watch these picturary retards bang their fuckin' skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom,
Here you go America you are free to do as we tell you
We want your soul
Your cash, your house, your phone, your cash, your house, your life" -Adam Freeland - We Want Your Soul

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Originally posted by Ygrene You'll make out like a bandit!!

Haven't heard that in AGES!

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"You won a new refrigerator, great! Where you gonna put it?" - Tony Danza

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Originally posted by Ygrene You'll make out like a bandit!!

Exactly, they'll feel so bad for making you jump off the roof onto that frozen pool that they'll get you whatever you want! That Easy Bake Oven will be yours sooner or later

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Originally posted by stren ...i gave you my heart but the very next day, you gave it away

This is exactly what came into my head too.

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