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houseaddict
how disappointed was I to find out that houseaddict.com wasn't a tribute site to the most sarcastic doctor on tv 

it's dripping than more sarcasm than mikey mike's cúnt would if he was a chick.
yay for 5 episodes a week tonights best quotes
Dr. Gregory House: [Obnoxiously] You Jewish?
Dr. Petra Gilmar: [Keeping her cool] Yes.
Dr. Gregory House: Is it true what they say about Jewish foreplay?
Dr. Wilson: [Desperate to change the subject] Uh, uh - .
Dr. Petra Gilmar: Two hours of begging?
Dr. Gregory House: I heard four.
Dr. Petra Gilmar: Well, actually I'm only half Jewish.
Dr. Gregory House: The eyes can mislead, a smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth.
Dr. Wilson: They were Prada, which means she has good taste.
Dr. Gregory House: They were not Prada. You wouldn't know Prada if one stepped on your scrotum.
Dr. Wilson: Okay, well... they were nice, pointy.
brilliant 
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