President Clinton, as part of his goal to increase technical awareness and interest in the sciences, asked the various major computer companies to cooperate in a large Multimedia publishing project. The general theme was "Elephants".
The piece from Apple was titled: "User Friendly Elephants and Their Friend, the Mouse".
IBM's: "How to Sell an Elephant to Someone Who Wants a Racehorse".
Novell's: "Connecting Elephants".
Borland's: "All Elephants Should Cost $99".
NeXT's: "Painting an Elephant Black".
Microsoft's: "Why You Should Buy Microsoft Windows".
Netscape's: "Old Elephant never dies."
Intel's: "Elephant Inside"


Client/Server System is Like Teenage Sex Because ....
* It's on everyones mind all the time.
* Everybody talks about it all the time.
* Everybody thinks everybody else is doing it.
* Almost no one is really doing it.
* The few who are doing it are:
o doing it poorly.
o Sure it will be better next time.
o Not practicing it safely.
* Everyone's bragging about their successes, though few have actually had any.



Question: What is the difference between hardware and software?
Answer:
Hardware gets faster, cheaper, smaller.
Software gets slower, costlier and bigger.

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