yea it sucks converting all your loud powerful gas into silent small packages. The conversion is a long painful (and pointless) process.



unless you date jenniepie. I have a feeling if she actually dated people she would fart on their chest within minutes.

That's just stupid. I don't do it.

My guesses are:

Nervousness? Maybe she just needs to collect herself. She needs a few moments to calm her self down.

Insecurities? She needs to make sure she's always looking good for the guy. Checks her hair, makeup, outfit. Though in a dark theater, I don't see how any of that matters. In a restaurant it makes sense but it's still ridiculously stupid.

Calls her best friend? A lot of times a girl friend is like " Omg giirrrllll, call me and fill me in when you can, I wanna totally like soo know the details". So she goes to the washroom and calls her friend and is like, " ok, since the last time we talk, he totally like touched my leg. [enter girly screams here] omg omg omg omg I know right? So cool . OK, let me call you back in 5, and I'll let you know more then *kiss kiss* bye"

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Originally posted by Boomer187 unless you date jenniepie. I have a feeling if she actually dated people she would fart on their chest within minutes.

yeah, I think that would be a turn on for her

First dates are nerve racking... so I assume a girl who runs to the washroom constantly on the first date is either:

a. checking herself in the mirror constantly to make sure she is pretty for you
b. is trying to get away from you because she thinks you're a spaz
c. has the shits
d. trying to calm herself down because she is so nervous
e. calling her friends to tell them that she is experiencing a date from hell
f. has a small bladder
g. has the "nervous" farts
h. is on her rag, and is worried about leakage
i. is washing her tang so she is nice and fresh for the rendezvous later
j. masturbating

k. Doing blow.

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That's a lot, either its a urinary tract infection or a rampaging coke habit.

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Originally posted by Theresa j. masturbating

yeah, this probably it

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Originally posted by Theresa First dates are nerve racking... so I assume a girl who runs to the washroom constantly on the first date is either: c. has the shits g. has the "nervous" farts h. is on her rag, and is worried about leakage i. is washing her tang so she is nice and fresh for the rendezvous later j. masturbating

Fixed. It's always one of those.

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k. posting on TA

I don't know who you date, but that's kind of weird. She's either nervous, doing blow, or hates the date and is trying to make it pass by fast.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

k. doing K

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