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Snakes on a Plane gets reviewed
Well, i saw it tonight. All i can say is WOW, it was fuckin AWESOME.
It's being billed by everyone as an overpopular bad fad that's a cash-in on people with small attention spans. Snakes. On a plane. How much less thinking power can you put into a script? right?
Well it was fucking GREAT. I saw it with a sold out crowd and it never let up. When it started out, it seemed like it was aiming to just be a bad suspense movie. But once the snakes got unleashed- snakes biting dicks, boobs, going into eye sockets- the whole crowd lost its mind and the movie really started to roll. There was a bunch of characters from, of course, Badass cop Samuel Jackson, the rapper, the rich white girl, the snobby brit, kids, mothers, kickboxer, gay guy, the horny, the aerophobic; the works, everyone. Ya, there were some parts were it was intentionally bad, but it provided a lot of chuckles. It was never a dull moment.
Ya, the plot is pretty simple and pretty stupid, but the movie is very entertaining, very funny, well executed and I'd gladly watch it again over the weekend if i had the money.
fuckin karate chopped that snake!
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden
| quote: | | ...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic. |
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