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physical experiences?
when i went to get my physical, i was in a gown with my boxers. i have a pretty good boner going along and i'm waiting for the doctor so i'm trying to bring it down, thinking about james holden, kelly osbourne and rosie o. i'm able to bring it down (it goes down). doctor comes in and asks to see my ID for some reason. i try to get it out, but i have my favorite 3x5" pic of Paperbag.rar in there. It goes back up. in a quick move, i tried to tuck it in between my legs before getting back on the table and pitching the tent, thinking that by the time he gropes me the wank will go back to Miniature Mode. It doesn't. i lay on my back and takes a look and goes "hmph". i guess he was wondering where my non-huge penis was hanging and he gave a tug and my erection popped up and the blanket went like "woof" like when you are making the sheets on your bed.
i was like "fuck."
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