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Xenocreator_PG_
Got goat?

Registered: Jul 2004
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| quote: | Originally posted by m o 0 g
i dont get it |
of course you dont! You never will! Mr Interesting will always be Mr interesting even when he doesnt even notice when he is being a truely interesting human being. Well Ive got news for you... m o 0 g's childhood fantasy came true when he won a free trip to outer space. But the 31-year-old was crushed when he had to cancel his reservation because of Uncle fatty. m o 0 g won his ticket to the stars in a 2005 sweepstakes by giving great gobbies., in which he answered a series of online questions on Java computer code. He became an instant celebrity, giving media interviews and appearing on stage at Gimp's trade show. For the self-described space buffer who has attended space camp and watched shuttle launches from Teddy Space Center, it seemed like a chance to become an astronaut on a tub of platinum lube. Then reality hit. After some number-crunching-butt-munching, m o 0 g realized he would have to report the $138,000 galactic joy ride as income and owe $25,000 in potatoes. Unwilling to sink into debt, the blow-up doll consultant from the homeless alley area gave up his seat. "There was definitely a period of mourning. I was totally crestfallen and had a bleeding arse hole," m o 0 g said. "Everything you had hoped for as a kid sort of evaporates in front of you and my arse just keeps bleeding." With commercial spaceships still under development, it's uncertain when the infant space tourism industry will actually get off the ground or if his bum will in fact stop leaking. Still, ultra-rich thrill-seekers are already plunking down big -- though refundable -- deposits to experience a few minutes of weightlessness 60 miles above Earth. "Shit, and all I want is to eat pancakes in space and to put tampoons into my bum to stop the bleeding"
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Jan-29-2007 04:57
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m o 0 g
tranceaddict

Registered: Jan 2007
Location: the coral reef
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| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
of course you dont! You never will! Mr Interesting will always be Mr interesting even when he doesnt even notice when he is being a truely interesting human being. Well Ive got news for you... m o 0 g's childhood fantasy came true when he won a free trip to outer space. But the 31-year-old was crushed when he had to cancel his reservation because of Uncle fatty. m o 0 g won his ticket to the stars in a 2005 sweepstakes by giving great gobbies., in which he answered a series of online questions on Java computer code. He became an instant celebrity, giving media interviews and appearing on stage at Gimp's trade show. For the self-described space buffer who has attended space camp and watched shuttle launches from Teddy Space Center, it seemed like a chance to become an astronaut on a tub of platinum lube. Then reality hit. After some number-crunching-butt-munching, m o 0 g realized he would have to report the $138,000 galactic joy ride as income and owe $25,000 in potatoes. Unwilling to sink into debt, the blow-up doll consultant from the homeless alley area gave up his seat. "There was definitely a period of mourning. I was totally crestfallen and had a bleeding arse hole," m o 0 g said. "Everything you had hoped for as a kid sort of evaporates in front of you and my arse just keeps bleeding." With commercial spaceships still under development, it's uncertain when the infant space tourism industry will actually get off the ground or if his bum will in fact stop leaking. Still, ultra-rich thrill-seekers are already plunking down big -- though refundable -- deposits to experience a few minutes of weightlessness 60 miles above Earth. "Shit, and all I want is to eat pancakes in space and to put tampoons into my bum to stop the bleeding" |
damn dude, thats some stephen king imagery 
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Jan-29-2007 05:48
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regenta
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I have this idea on the drawing boards for a car that's powered by love and dead babies. Its only byproduct is happiness. If it were used in large metropolitan areas you'd see a significant increase in peace and joy. The only problem is the dead babies thing. Ideally it would run on pure love, but my calculations always end up with a dead baby component. The best I can do is try to lower the dead babies per mile by doing more research. I'm down to 1,000 dead babies per mile. Which is good, because I started out at 10,000 last year. So, I must continue...
If X = 10 dead babies...
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Jan-29-2007 08:44
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