I mean she wasn't like a midget midget, but this girl was... 4 ft at best, I'm 6'3"... She totally was all over my dick, invited me to her place (this chick is like 30 too), and I just looked at her and decided it'd be too weird. It'd be like sleeping with a kid or something. So I declined. She was a good looking one tho... ehh, discuss?
Feb-02-2007 18:06
lücid
electric girl
Registered: Aug 2003
Location: NY
if she was wearing a gorilla mask, would it have affected your decision?
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Dirty South, United States
I tried to get all hot reading this story, but I just couldn't.
Feb-02-2007 18:08
trunks1022
supreme vicodin addict
Registered: Jul 2003
Location: forest hills TA #?
quote:
Originally posted by lücid
if she was wearing a gorilla mask, would it have affected your decision?
maybe if she was to give it up anal-style quick
Feb-02-2007 18:08
denys envy
no scratch, no snatch...
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA
quote:
Originally posted by lücid
if she was wearing a gorilla mask, would it have affected your decision?
no, her face was the only thing bordering me on the decision. she was pretty. the body tho, god it was just too weird, I mean I've dated short chicks before, but it felt weird with that small of a body you know?
I don't wanna be in bed with her and without lifting my shoulder off the mattress reach over and run my hand from the top of her head to her ankles...
Feb-02-2007 18:09
denys envy
no scratch, no snatch...
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA
quote:
Originally posted by trunks1022 maybe if she was to give it up anal-style quick
actually that reminds me, she was all about anal. cuz my friend was talking to her first and i just came up to them and go "yo, i hear this chick is ALL ABOUT anal" - just pulling it out of my ass (pun intended)
but she wigs out "who told you, was it neil (the DJ I was talking to him before I came over)" we just start laughing and she's like "i just sold myself out didn't I" ha ha ha
Feb-02-2007 18:11
CrackedLcd
Stuff Dreams R Made Of
Registered: Jan 2002
Location: With Fungirls In Maryland
quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
I don't wanna be in bed with her and without lifting my shoulder off the mattress reach over and run my hand from the top of her head to her ankles...
Honestly, I would have given it some serious thought... if she was cute and all, I might have gone through with it just to see what it was like - Im all about experiencing different things.
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quote:
Originally posted by Coup
Vlad wins.
Flawless victory.
Feb-02-2007 18:18
Mr.Mystery
Static Guru
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Vantaa
Why the fuck do people want to share information like this?
maybe if she was to give it up anal-style quick
