give her something that she doesn't already have.

money & drugs are out of the question... maybe try STDs?

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit My friend tells me that Hilary Duff is going to be in town next week for some sort of promotional event. Has anyone had experience on charming a celebrity? I feel kind of awkward if we went out and I make less money than her. is she still going out with Aaron Carter? I don't want to make a move and then Aaron Carter knocking me out i'm going to bring my younger sister to get her Duff poster signed. Maybe she'll think I'm a family man

Your going to get owned, you'll be lucky if she acknowledges you.

Just tell her that you have a nice dinner set up for her. Make sure her PR agents aren't around, because they don't let her eat.

she's into coke. fo' real yo!

just walk up to her and give her the wink and the gun and say, "u...me...tonight...dinner at mcdonalds at 7. don't be late."

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

go to www.kohls.com and pick out some sexy outfit. she'll like that you shop at the same store as her. then rent a wheelchair for your lil' sister to ride in for the autograph...she'll take more notice. then tell her that you just brought lil' sophie to get your autograph because she's her number one fan. tell her you volunteer at a local orphange and you're lil' sophie's "big brother". then tell her that it would be wonderful if she could go out to dinner with you and your sister because she has 4 months to live because the cancer is spreading to the brain. if for some reason she doesn't go out to dinner with you guys plan to have your little sister start crying and yelling about how hilary punched her...

[]Something Soft
[]Something that Shimmers

ff7 ^_^

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Originally posted by Floorfiller go to www.kohls.com and pick out some sexy outfit. she'll like that you shop at the same store as her. then rent a wheelchair for your lil' sister to ride in for the autograph...she'll take more notice. then tell her that you just brought lil' sophie to get your autograph because she's her number one fan. tell her you volunteer at a local orphange and you're lil' sophie's "big brother". then tell her that it would be wonderful if she could go out to dinner with you and your sister because she has 4 months to live because the cancer is spreading to the brain. if for some reason she doesn't go out to dinner with you guys plan to have your little sister start crying and yelling about how hilary punched her...

Good, good plan

And make sure that you are patient, make the person in the wheelchair act nasty, and always be nice to the person, no matter what.

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Originally posted by kadomony []Something Soft []Something that Shimmers ff7 ^_^

whoa...that was, uh,.... ....unexpected.

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Shoot her in the head & fuck her dead body.





















Thats the only way your gettin any from Duff.

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Originally posted by jonSun Shoot her in the head & fuck her dead body. Thats the only way your gettin any from Duff.

o....m.....g...

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Originally posted by jonSun Shoot her in the head & fuck her dead body. Thats the only way your gettin any from Duff.

And you get rid of Duff...2 for 1!

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