What would you do if you had the chance to make the halftime show yours?

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go streaking through the field and later claim it was a costumne technical defect

somehow use it to my advantage to trick Kelly Clarkson to let me put my dick in that phat ass.

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Originally posted by jdat go streaking through the field and later claim it was a costumne technical defect

well as funny as that would be i was thinking or a more serious reply.. like who would you book.. what style would you have dancers on the field and fireworks or a laser show?

that kinda stuff..

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dj tiesto playing traffic on repeat while lasers are going and the spotlight is on him standing in the middle of the field doing the jesus pose

you could substitute tiesto with oakenfold and change the track to CJ Bolland-The Prophet if you need to cut back on cost

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Originally posted by Aristronica somehow use it to my advantage to trick Kelly Clarkson to let me put my dick in that phat ass.

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo....kini%20Pictures

and then

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo....kini%20Pictures


*head asplodes*

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Originally posted by kid nyce dj tiesto playing traffic on repeat while lasers are going and the spotlight is on him standing in the middle of the field doing the jesus pose you could substitute tiesto with oakenfold and change the track to CJ Bolland-The Prophet if you need to cut back on cost

I predicted it would be 3 posts before someone mentioned Tiesto... lol, damn, was off by 2.

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Originally posted by Ivand http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo....kini%20Pictures and then http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo....kini%20Pictures *head asplodes*

i think she's the only natural looking singer and i love it. i love curves on a woman, and definitely a plus she doesn't look like a starving annorexic little bitch. i would stick it in that ass so quick she wouldn't even know what happened!

kelly - "You in yet?" - turns around and finds me smoking a cig already. (here come the small penis jokes)

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Originally posted by Aristronica i think she's the only natural looking singer and i love it. i love curves on a woman, and definitely a plus she doesn't look like a starving annorexic little bitch. i would stick it in that ass so quick she wouldn't even know what happened! kelly - "You in yet?" - turns around and finds me smoking a cig already. (here come the small penis jokes)

i just have a crush on maria menounos, i'd hit that ass like theres no tomorrow

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Originally posted by Ivand i just have a crush on maria menounos, i'd hit that ass like theres no tomorrow

that's a good choice too.

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Originally posted by Aristronica somehow use it to my advantage to trick Kelly Clarkson to let me put my dick in that phat ass.

id hit it.. i think she is way hot

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Originally posted by Aristronica that's a good choice too.

to me shes the cutest/hotter/fuckabler woman in hollywood

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