i enjoyed reading this joke i recieved in my inbox today..

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A few years back, in a small Texas town, the local madam also operated the local telephone service. When the police finally arrested her, they found her book of "talent." Each police officer was then assigned to investigate some "girls" from her book. After a week, the Chief summoned each cop to report his findings. "Detective Smith, what did you learn about the hookers on your list?" Smith said, "Chief, I'm sorry, but I need to disqualify myself. One of the women I interviewed is eighty-four years old and so charming that I have fallen in love with her." "Dammit, boy!" shouted the Chief. "I'm surprised at you. You've been a cop for 25 years and here you go, falling for the oldest trick in the book!"

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BA-DUM-TSS

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ALFI - BOHICA - DJ MIX (Stream+Dropbox)

4/10

sorry.

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sempre contra a corrente do jogo

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Originally posted by Yan

Funnier than the joke

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**Man I'm Pretty**

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Originally posted by Trance Nutter Funnier than the joke

And mine was meant to be a serious statement.

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Originally posted by Yan

this made the thread worthwhile

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Originally posted by Yan

that makes this thread worthy of clicking

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NOBODY DOES THIS ANYMORE

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Originally posted by Yan

This makes the thread worth living for.

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-~-

This thread is shit.

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike This thread is shit.

Happy Belated Valentine's Day.

*waits for punchline*

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i don't get it

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