what a hoe

I say it's a Liverpool Fan! Keep hold of your wallets and ladies grip hold of your handbags tightly

You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums,
You shit on the carpet, you piss in the bath,
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too fucking thick,
In your Liverpool slums.

If it's any consolation my fathers ex went mental at him as he went to watch the footie on Valentines day he had his priorities right IMO.

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan I say it's a Liverpool Fan! Keep hold of your wallets and ladies grip hold of your handbags tightly You look in the dustbin for something to eat, You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat, In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums, You shit on the carpet, you piss in the bath, You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh, In your Liverpool slums. In your Liverpool slums, You speak in an accent exceedingly rare, You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair, In your Liverpool slums. In your Liverpool slums, Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick, You can't get a job 'cos you're too fucking thick, In your Liverpool slums. If it's any consolation my fathers ex went mental at him as he went to watch the footie on Valentines day he had his priorities right IMO.

Let me guess, ur a chavski fan?

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Originally posted by trewqy Let me guess, ur a chavski fan?

No even worse mate! I don't support a big team.

Heres a clue our rivals wear blue and white, their farmers reknowned for committing incest.

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Umm.. burnly?

I fought the law.... and law won.

























oh... and the only thing I got from my old lady was her nasty attitude on the way to/in the/from the restaurant.

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Originally posted by trewqy All I got was an adidas Liverpool T shirt from her.Not the ones they use to play.. it looks like those old school shirts with a liverpool logo. God damn it, said "she was too tired and had to work the next day" Its not the sex I'm pissed off about. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Its the stupid shirt. Fuck i asked for the real shirt with carlsberg and all with a "Gerrard 8" behind it and she got me this cheap version. Seriously, shes earning shitload of money and this was WHAT I GOT?!?!?!?! *end*

what did u get her?

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Originally posted by djsphere what did u get her?

blue balls

I got a dvd set of the office, british version...she wanted it, she's rented them before...I've never seen an episode...how lame...and I didn't get any sex either, she had to work the next day...probably boning a co-worker again...hoe...time to pull the chute.

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