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Translated for our appease our non-english speakers:

The song is in Arabic, however, the words sound very close to some russian words. Word "Blyad" in russian means whore, prostitute, slut, or skank - very common curse. Also can be used as "Shit" - as in "Blyad! Ya ustal" - "Shit, I'm tired". Blyadi - is a plural form of "Blyad", like "bitches", "whores", etc.

Now, the author took this song in arabic and wrote the subtitles corresponding acoustically virtually spot-on to russian words. The lyrics sound in russian something like this (while some sentences make no sense but they are just funny for being totally f-n random):

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"Where do blyadi live? Two furry blyadi? Got no money, got big dick - don't go in that little hut" (each chick sings the verse once)
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Kid 1 (gesturing with hands from his chest):
"I would like to mold a cheese just like woman's two boobies"
(hey that rimes!!! )
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blyadi verse
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Kinda cute, sad looking chick:
"Don't laugh, don't fall down - grab the walls with your dick"
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blyadi verse
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another cute chick:
"We all live behind barhan (no idea, just some random word that can kind of be implied in russian which ever way you like - hence, the totally random expression only understandable to russians), we love tryn (another one randomness) but here's Sharhan (I suppose Sharhan is a name)"

Same verse sang by ugly, chunky chick
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Funny italian-looking kid:
"I'm a retard, not Sharhan. I eat chewed pants" (he says "Ya Debil a ne Sharhan" - meaning literally "I'm a debile, not Sharhan")

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Blyadi verse
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Bridge sang by Arabic looking chick:
"If you want, gift me with pain - how much fire's in a gun?"

Same bridge sang by chubby kid:
"If you want, gift me with salt - how much fire's in a gun?"
(yet another random LOL moment)
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Far away shot (some kid):
"Raggy dyr-dyr (dyr-dyr is just some noise word, english equivalent -use it to describe a noise car makes - like 'vroom vroom') was in South African Republic, in the sky and in the song - don't whore!"

(totally random, makes least sense here but funny still)
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Another kid singing blyadi verse with real ethnic conviction, so it is especially funny when he sings:

"Where do blyadi live? Two fury blyadi? Got no money, got big dick - don't go in that little hut"
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verse repeated several times.

The end.

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quote:

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Last edited by emc^2 on Feb-19-2007 at 21:38