So, my sister has birds. And she's getting her room redone so the birds are downstairs. They keep chirping and doing stupid shit. Then I put on some tunes, and they are literally dancing. Now they are chirping even more...

I hate birds.

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Put a blanket over them and they'll fall asleep. Problem solved.

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Yup. A light blanket over the cage does the trick!

A blanket? Simple things! That's why they are in a cage! Almost as much of a loser as Nikola Tesla!

I should send them to a coal mine.

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Originally posted by Marc Summers So, my sister has birds. And she's getting her room redone so the birds are downstairs. They keep chirping and doing stupid shit. Then I put on some tunes, and they are literally dancing. Now they are chirping even more... I hate birds.

LOL

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Originally posted by Marc Summers A blanket? Simple things! That's why they are in a cage! Almost as much of a loser as Nikola Tesla! I should send them to a coal mine.

yuo should hook a tesla coil up to the cage

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Originally posted by Marc Summers A blanket? Simple things! That's why they are in a cage! Almost as much of a loser as Nikola Tesla! I should send them to a coal mine.

Make sure it's a light sheet, or a specially made bird cage cover.

feed it some hard alcohol.

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smoke weed over them and stone them up.

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what does ur sister look like?

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My mother has a bird and since I have been home for a visit the stupid bird has been in my room where I am sleeping. They cant put the bird anywhere else b/c the house is being completely redone.

I dislike the stupid thing. I wish I would have brought my cats with me for the visit, but getting them thru quarantine on the way back isnt fair to them. The bird is a stupid parrot, that will probably outlive my mother and the parrot is NASTY. The thing has bit me and drew blood a few times. It lunges at me when I pass the cage or when she has it out on its "playground". It chirps when it hears any kind of water. And it can talk and say stuid things like 'pretty bird' and 'step up'. When they take the sheet off its cage in the morning it says over and over again 'step up'. Be thankful your bird doesnt talk.

Watch out with birds and stuff you have in the room with it, as its respiratory systems are very sensitive. And dont feed them avocados.

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