My toaster is really shit. The bread doesn't fit, so a little bit pokes out of the top. This basically means that about half way through I have to pull it out and turn it around so that both ends get cooked.

However, this time I left it to long, and as I pulled out the toast, turned it around, and dropped it back in, the eject kicked in. So as the spring came up, my toast hit it on the way down. There was a blue spark underneath and now the fucking thing won't work. I eat about 8 slices of toast a day, what the fuck am I gonna do now? Buy a new one I suppose.

RJT, if you're reading - I'm fucking brewin.

You must be eating some mighty thick slices of bread if they're strong enough to damage the springs in your toaster.

Stick a fork in it and try to analyze the problem.

I bet it's Lupus.

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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie Bagels might do that. Get a bagel toaster next time.

Contrary to popular belief, it seems you did not disappear off the face of the Earth.

Thats popular belief? Oh man... thats upsetting.

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Yea Hovis Thick Cut as it happens. Like I said, the toaster was a piece of shit. Really feeble and gash and destined to break. I bought it because I broke my last one. Funnily enough, it was after I stuck a knife in it to try and fish out a piece of bread that had lodged itself under the heating element. I'm clever I am.

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Originally posted by kadomony I bet it's Lupus.

You what?

have you checked for scarring?

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Serves you right for being a cheap shit. Buy a better toaster Michael.

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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie Thats popular belief? Oh man... thats upsetting.

By popular belief I mean "what I thought".

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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie Bagels might do that. Get a bagel toaster next time.

Yes! THAT is what we have and it works perfect for everything. Bagels, English Muffins, Texas toast, thin slices, crumpets.