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Originally posted by Slylee fuck that...i want a story about BAS

There once was a man named Bas...

Oh I have such juicy stuff that could go here.

I asked Paolo Mojo if he was secretly Eric Prydz because he was playing a lot of Prydz tracks/remixes. He said, "yeah, I'm his flying alter ego"

And apparently Richard Vission used to be fat, and that's where he got the nickname "Humpty". I said, "Used to? Still look like 'humpty' Vission to me!"

He didn't like that too much.

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his day started off like any other.
"where did i put that bitches dildo?"
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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit his day started off like any other. "where did i put that bitches dildo?" ...

"you left it in the sink, hun," she said, remebering why it needed to be washed after a crazy night


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lol hello kitty dildo..

This story sucks...mine was much better

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i've got one. one of the spazoid kids at my school swallowed a magnetic ball by accident he nearly chokes to death trying to chuck it up, so he swallows it. goes to the emergency room they take a x-ray and spot it in his intestine. so now he's suppose to check his duty every day to see if he's passed it. fitting punishment if you ask me. lol

lol spazoid...

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Originally posted by igottaknow i've got one. one of the spazoid kids at my school swallowed a magnetic ball by accident he nearly chokes to death trying to chuck it up, so he swallows it. goes to the emergency room they take a x-ray and spot it in his intestine. so now he's suppose to check his duty every day to see if he's passed it. fitting punishment if you ask me. lol

was his name bas too?

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Originally posted by tubularbills was his name bas too?

no but he has the same hair as bas. i kid you not

Last edited by igottaknow on Mar-13-2007 at 04:37

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Originally posted by igottaknow no but he has the same hair as bas. i kid you not

creepy