make sure to check out the McDonald's!

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"You won a new refrigerator, great! Where you gonna put it?" - Tony Danza

it is polite to bow to everyone...you must do this all of the time and often.

As a joke, tell them that you're a secret spy sent by North Korea to tell the government about the upcoming invasion. Then act as though you accidentally released top secret information.

Ask them why they took jack bauer!

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"You won a new refrigerator, great! Where you gonna put it?" - Tony Danza

Visit the Shaolin Temple and learn some kung fu

Everytime you see somebody just say "Diggy Mao!" while pointing at them. I don't think its chinese, but they will get the point of friendship.

weel if ur heading oot dan look oot for spally. ur mare dan likly fin him in da hoor hoose licking some chinky minge. onywy i hay tae geen enoo as dirs a fuckin massive richard brewing fae me aerse.

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Originally posted by tibberino weel if ur heading oot dan look oot for spally. ur mare dan likly fin him in da hoor hoose licking some chinky minge. onywy i hay tae geen enoo as dirs a fuckin massive richard brewing fae me aerse.

you do realize that no one understands a fucking thing youre saying.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Vlad you do realize that no one understands a fucking thing youre saying.

Actually, I understood perfectly. This, however, could have something to do with the fact that I have just finished reading Trainspotting again, and am now reading Porno (Trainspotting's sequel, not a dirty magazine).

Ah, phonetic Scottish. Swift, efficient delivery of to the brain

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Don't know about any tours. But if you had 2 grand to spend your ticket will be about half that. But if you had 1 grand left to spend for 2-3 weeks in china, you're a baller straight up, even in the big cities like shanghai.

Recommendations...


If you're in Shanghai, there isn't too much historical stuff to check out it's a good place to party and eat... go to nanxiang temple and get some xiao long bao (steamed dumplings) fuckin bombay!

Suzhou and Hangzhou are whatevers. Footmassages run about 6 bucks an hour. If you're in Shenzhen, go to queen spa for 25 bucks you get an hour massage, you can relax in their pools/jacuzzi's watch a movie in their lounge and also you get a sleeping pod to stay in.

if you want to check out history stuff then go to beijing or xian. Guilin is supposed to have some awesome scenic stuff but i've never been there.

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butterfly - what is a wang?
occrider - an object you stick into a poon.

Tours are shithouse. Do some research, read some books, look at some forums, browse the web etc to figure out the places you want to go and go there. Half the fun is trying to get by and making friends with locals.

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