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| quote: | Originally posted by LuNaSeA
and the worst joke of the year award goes to.... |
Oh, thank you thank you! Wow. This is a bit unexpected. So many people to thank, so many wonderful individuals who made it possible for me. First, I'd like to thank the Lord for granting me with this unique ability to make these awful jokes, I'd like to thank crickets for being the only ones to laugh when no one else would... Hm.. Oh, I definitely like to thank my parents for surrounding me with appropriate materials to nurture my love for bad jokes - like Jackie Martling's one liners, Playboy jokes of the month, and... terrific comedic gems from the geniouses of comedy like a Carrot Top, Pauly Shore, Tom Green and the best one of them all - Tom Arnold. Who else... hum.. I'd like to thank... HEY, STOP THE MUSIC! STOP THE MUSIC! I GOT MORE PPL TO THANK! HEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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| quote: | | No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true. |
--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
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