another great e-mail i was sent:

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all
> the background
> checks,
> > interviews, and testing were done there were 3
> finalists. Two men and
> a
> > woman.
> >
> > For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the
> men to a large
> metal
> > door and handed him a gun.
> >
> > "We must know that you will follow your
> instructions no matter what
> the
> > circumstances. Inside the room you will find your
> wife sitting in a
> > chair. Kill Her!"
> >
> > The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never
> shoot my wife."
> > The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for
> this job. Take
> your
> > wife and go home."
> >
> > The second man was given the same instructions. He
> took the gun and
> went
> > into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
> The man came out
> with
> > tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my
> wife."
> >
> > The agent said, "You don't have what it takes.
> > Take your wife and go home."
> >
> >
> > Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given
> the same
> instructions, to
> > kill her husband. She took the gun and went into
> the room. Shots were
> > heard, one after another.
> >
> > They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
> walls.
> >
> > After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door
> opened slowly and there
> stood
> > the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
> >
> > "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had
> to beat him to
> death
> > with the chair."
> >
> >
> >
> > MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them!

Pardon the mess : o

i like the sadistic

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quote:

...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

its the CIA, not the FBI. The CIA does the covert stuff and have the "hardcore" angents.

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 wont post a pic because i dont like the thought of chix printing it out and fapping to it, sorry ladies

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hahha dumb bitch

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lol

hehe

it sounded familiar

good joke

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repost times one thousand million dollars rubbles

quote:

Originally posted by jdat repost times one thousand million dollars rubbles

repost number 2005

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Maynard James Keenan:
Like hearing my grandmother, talk to her dog that way -- "Ooo
-- puppy!" and I said I'd never do that, ever! And now I have two
dogs and I talk like an imbecile! I wander around, "Ooo! You want
food!" I've turned into a f*cking moron.

hahaha

@ the joke and @ the bump

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