So...
I was running through my house this morning when I turned a corner too early and bashed my shoulder against the wall. I wasn't even going that fast, but holy crap did it hurt. I'm looking at it now and the entire shoulder is red, and there's a welt going through the middle... I'm guessing thats where the edge of the wall hit.

As for why I was running in the first place... I can't remember.





Anyone else ever selfpwn themself?

I once stubbed my toe against a dresser. It stung a bit. I cried and made a thread.

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur I once stubbed my toe against a dresser. It stung a bit. I cried and made a thread.

hahahaha oh man

younger..horking a huge loogie out the schoolbus window....it just flew back in my face....that was quite a selfpwn

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Selfpwns are the key to humility.

Just yesterday, I was going into a store, and my flip-flop caught on the step leading to the door, so I went flying into the door. To make matters worse, I have a large metal buckle on my handbag that was not done up properly so it slammed into the door making an even louder noise than my body did when hit the door. The store was sooo busy too. Oh God I was embarssed.

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I selfpwn myself almost daily, its pretty damn annoying.

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur I once stubbed my toe against a dresser. It stung a bit. I cried and made a thread.

You never fail to deliver.

lol!! You're too funny.

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yesterday - exiting a store, so I was maneuvering all the bags, and one in particular which was a gift for my friend, so as I was doing that trying to keep the bag safe, I walked straight into a construction poll, with a loud BANG!

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Originally posted by FunkyCrew yesterday - exiting a store, so I was maneuvering all the bags, and one in particular which was a gift for my friend, so as I was doing that trying to keep the bag safe, I walked straight into a construction poll, with a loud BANG!

LMAO!

<3 Kris

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

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Originally posted by Import I selfpwn myself almost daily, its pretty damn annoying.

+1

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