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when i was maybe 16 or 17 years old, my boyfriend at the time and i went to Dunkin Donuts to grab some breakfast before we had to drive somewhere... and i ordered an everything bagel, toasted with butter, and a medium coffee.
anyway, we got it to go since we were in a hurry, and as soon as i open up my food in the car, i realize that they did not give me an everything bagel, toasted with butter. i mean, i assume that's maybe what they think a bagel is... but to me it looked like a retarded muffin with dirt on the top of it, cut at a horridly uneven angle, and the butter looked like a huge glob of sour cream.
i freaked out and told my boyfriend to turn the car around so that i could get something else. i was so repulsed and there was no way i was going to eat it, but he refused and kept on driving... so i rolled down the window and threw my food out onto the road.
he started laughing at me and was like "wtf are you doing?!" and i said "well if you're not going to go back, i'm just not going to eat!" and then i proceeded to throw my coffee out the window as well, just to make my point very clear.
i can't believe what a drama queen i was.. i mean it was hilarious and we still laugh about it to this day, but anytime i see a Dunkin Donuts or get in a conversation about it, it's all i can think about.
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