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I hate the ****in cops
i soo hate fuckin cops. i wish i could headbunt them in the fuckin face steal their mack 10 and fuckin blow their fuckin heads off. fuckin copper is hiding like a fat fuck, pig snake motherfuckin cockmunchin tim horton eating ******. There are two cars in front of me and we are doing the speed limit. The fat fuck is across the street hiding on a side street thats perpendicular to the street im travelling on. three cars pass me going the opposite direction, fat fuck cop makes a right to follow them, then does a quick U turn and pulls me over. The fat fuck comes to my window starts questioning me hiding to my back with his hand on his gun. I tell him im driving my brother to the train station. license and registration all that shit. "u were doing 70 in a 50"
"no i wasn't i was going with the flow of traffic and i was watching, neither opne of us were speeding"
"well i clocked you"
"show me"
"ok get out of ur car look at your front highlight because its out too and meet me at my car, ill show you the laser"
i go outside. sure enough my headlight is out. I go to the fat fucks car and he shows me the laser. 70 like he said. i go back to my car and await my tickets.
I take off go to the gas station. check out my headlight. the mother****** is working!
this fuckin pig man. he slapped me with a bullshit ticket and slapped me with a bullshit headlight ticket. However the headlight ticket, well he didnt put a fine amount so i dont know if i have to pay it..anyone know?
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