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Leonard the gay asian in sales
I've been working in this new job for three weeks. On the first day i went to fill up my bottle of water in the kitchen and this asian guy came up to me and said "you look like one of my friends, maybe that's because you're white" and then walked away before i could reply. I asked the guy i sit next to, Shaun, who this guy was and he said "oh it must be Leonard, he's gay." Over the next few days i convinced him i was Asian (i have an Asiatic last name) and today i tried to convince him i'm gay with the guy i sit next to in an MSN convo (everyone uses MSN to communicate throughout the office):
tathi:
i hear your creating a business website, is it a ricky martin fan club tribute site?
Leonard says:
a tathi fanclub
tathi says:
that's sweet, but shaun has already created a tathi fanclub
Leonard says:
he likes u a lot
Leonard says:
he is bi curious
Leonard says:
r u bi curious?
tathi says:
yes, thankfully shaun has sated my curiosity
Leonard says:
really?
Leonard says:
u guys r wiered
Leonard says:
but it's good tho, u can taste both of the world
Leonard says:
do u prefer bois or gals?
tathi says:
what are they?
Leonard says:
boys and girls
tathi says:
boys can play soccer, girls can cook
Leonard says:
just that simple for u?
Leonard says:
I thought u like both
tathi says:
i like soccer and i like eating food...?
Leonard says:
u like BOYS and GIRLS
Leonard says:
does ur girlsfriend know u r bicurious? or and vice versea?
tathi says:
my girlfriend is a great cook
Leonard says:
what about ur boyfriend
tathi says:
who shaun?
Leonard says:
is he a great socceroo?
Leonard says:
I don't know who is ur boyfriend!
Leonard says:
??
tathi says:
shaun and i just have a physical relationship
Leonard says:
what??????
Leonard says:
r u serious?
Leonard says:
no u can't
tathi says:
yeah, but keep it secret
Leonard says:
bullshit
Leonard says:
I don't believe u mate
Leonard says:
u guys might be curious, but I don't believe u really have done it
tathi says:
why don't you believe that? just make sure you don't spread rumours around the office
Leonard says:
bullshit
Leonard says:
why do u like shaun
Leonard says:
he is a man
Leonard says:
he is not girly boy
Leonard says:
u like man?
Leonard says:
dear
Leonard says:
:O :O :O :O :O
tathi says:
he's closet gay
tathi says:
but he opens up to me
tathi says:
we have a very trusting relationship
tathi says:
just don't tell any one else i told you that
Leonard says:
bullshit, u only know each other for weeks only
tathi says:
have you ever experienced love at first sight?
Leonard says:
it's not love!!!!!!
tathi says:
maybe not, i don't think i have experienced real love before, but these emotions i'm feeling...i'm just not sure anymore...
Leonard says:
stop bullshitting mate, I don't know why everyone likes to have gay jokes
Leonard says:
in these days
Leonard says:
don't tell me u guys slept together before!
tathi says:
are you jealous?
Leonard says:
nope!
Leonard says:
NOT AT ALL
tathi says:
good to see you're mature about it then 
Leonard says:
gosh
tathi says:
shaun may not be a girly man, but he knows how to please
Leonard says:
why do u guys like to joke about gay stuff?
tathi says:
who says we're joking?
Leonard says:
I do!
tathi says:
why do you say that?
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And then he came over to the other side of the building to tell me in person with the most stereotypical gay lisp you can imagine: person: "i don't like these jokes, do not say such things, it's disgusting, cause if i think you are bi and you're not a feel cheated!"
i tried to kept a straight face while saying "i'm serious, i'm feeling so confused right now" but i burst out laughing and he stormed away in a huff when shaun and i fell off our chairs in laughter
Last edited by tathi on Mar-27-2006 at 07:54
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