Picture this situation...

You and your friend managed to survive a shipwreck by getting on a piece of ship and endlessly floating around the ocean. Eventually, your friend dies of hunger and you're left alone and starving. You know you can't live much longer and you have two options. Die of hunger like you friend did or eat (part of) him. What would you do and, in case of picking second option, which part would you eat first?

And before anyone accuses me, no, I'm not a cannibal, it's just a (relatively) interesting thought that passed through my mind.

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Originally posted by Gauss Picture this situation... You and your friend managed to survive a shipwreck by getting on a piece of ship and endlessly floating around the ocean. Eventually, your friend dies of hunger and you're left alone and starving. You know you can't live much longer and you have two options. Die of hunger like you friend did or eat (part of) him. What would you do and, in case of picking second option, which part would you eat first? And no, I'm not a cannibal, it's just a (relatively) interesting thought that passed through my mind.

Option 2. And I'd eat his soul first.

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first i would have sex with their corpse... some things are just too good to pass up

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Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov Option 2. And I'd eat his soul first.

And what if he had no soul?

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Originally posted by Aristronica first i would have sex with their corpse... some things are just too good to pass up

Even if he was male?

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Originally posted by Aristronica first i would have sex with their corpse... some things are just too good to pass up

And what if u keep banging the corpse & only eating like a finger a 2 a day. Then the tummy gets big & your buddy is preggers with your loads.

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Originally posted by Gauss Even if he was male?

what the fuck am i doing on a ship with a dude in the first place?

I'd give serious thought to it. I honestly couldn't say yes or no unless I was in the situation, though. If I were to eat him, I guess I'd go for the arm first.

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Originally posted by jonSun And what if u keep banging the corpse & only eating like a finger a 2 a day. Then the tummy gets big & your buddy is preggers with your loads.

that's when you jump on the stomach and have all kinds of laughs from the concequences.

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Originally posted by Gauss And what if he had no soul?

hrmph, some friend.

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Originally posted by Frenchie This person is on your Ignore List. To view this post click [here]

i read the first reply... it had him quoted

but yes he still has that av on, i checked.

did u watch the movie "Alive" recently?


i'd eat the butt. according to that movie, which was based on a true story, the butt is the best part to eat.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone