your parents told you when you were a kid...

• the usual santa/easter bunny/tooth fairy one
  
• if you swallow gum, a tree will grow inside your stomach
  
• they told me i was eating chicken, when in fact was eating our pet rabbits
  
• my dad told me the scar he has from his TB immunisation was from a snake bite
  

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Originally posted by narcism your parents told you when you were a kid... [*]they told me i was eating chicken, when in fact was eating our pet rabbits [/list]

Santa/Easter Bunny/Tooth Fairy

Though I don't really consider those lies, just extended games of make believe. It's not like anyone was emotionally devastated to find out Santa wasn't real. I think I knew it deep down inside even when I was 5 or 6, but I had more fun pretending. If I could choose, I'd have it the same way instead of this politically correct 'you shouldn't lie to your kids about it,' that seems to be going around lately.

There was also the time my parents pretended they'd been contacted by the cops to try force me into admitting drug use, but I was 17 at the time, which is kind of different.

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Originally posted by narcism [*]they told me i was eating chicken, when in fact was eating our pet rabbits

haha, my parents did the same with my older sister (she's 8 years older). She asked suspiciously why the "chickens" didn't have skin....

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Originally posted by Cloudburst haha, my parents did the same with my older sister (she's 8 years older). She asked suspiciously why the "chickens" didn't have skin....

Wth, that's messed up. If my parents did that too me I'm pretty sure I'd never forgive them.

well they were never supposed to be pet rabbits anyway. they were these huge beasts of rabbits... anyway, it was before my time.

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The man who takes the cows and sheep away in the truck is taking them to the zoo.
Cats don't like chocolate
Picking your nose will make your head cave in
Brussel sprouts and cabbage are good for you
Poor people have nits


Yeah... no wonder I'm a mess

If you pout with your bottom lip out, a bird will undoubtedly come and perch on it, and proceed to take a shit.

All the flowers sleep in the winter time (I took this quite literally... and would tell people to "shh" you will wake the flowers" when I was outside.)

That I was eating beef when really I was eating deer. *Blech*

Hmmm, I know there were more, but I can't think of any at the moment.

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Originally posted by narcism if you swallow gum, a tree will grow inside your stomach

...and you actually bought that?

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I dunno...my parents never really treated us like idiots.

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My mom told me the truth about everything pretty much my whole life even if I didn't want to hear it.

That the forest is apparently filled with thousands upon thousands of refrigerators and freezers. And that if I am playing hide and seek, and am tempted to go and hide in one of them that I will suffocate to death.

I have yet to see a fridge or a freezer in the forest...

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