<Mystery Disease>
I took my wife to the doctor because she's acting funny.
The doctor runs the blood tests and, a few days later, calls me up.
"Your wife has an amazingly rare blood type; we can't pin down what's wrong with her! We've narrowed it down to two choices; she either has AIDS, or Alzheimer's Disease."
I was alittle a bit stunned, "Doctor, what should I do?"
"Send her out for a walk. If she finds her way back, don't fuck her!"

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