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Write your own 30 second play/monologue.
/Dude walks out on stage.
(excitedly) "So last night I gave my girlfriend a blowjob and..."
/pause
"ohh no wait a fucking minute."
/on the phone with girl.
"was that a dick in my mouth!? A DICK!? IN MY MOUTH!? WHAT. THE. FUCK.!"
"i meant to tell you."
"YOU MEANT TO TELL ME! YOU MEANT TO... GIRL YOU CRAZY! I'LL KILL YOU GIRL... OR GUY... OR WHATEVER THE FUCK!"
/grabs hammer, pliers, blowtorch.
/mumbling to self.
"i'm gonna get medieval on that ass."
/door slams.
Last edited by denys envy on Apr-20-2007 at 18:46
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