Originally posted by Moral Hazard
done stuff? Is that to say you are a mason or you've laid bricks?
occasional free mason!
May-01-2007 16:29
Allied Nations
Make it happen cap'n
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: MTHELL
I've laid bricks
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Fortuna Favet Fortibus.
May-01-2007 16:34
stren
Strenowski
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Warsaw, Earth, 1 AU
i'm confused
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insignificant cor member alliance
May-01-2007 16:36
Masonious
Junior tranceaddict
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Seattle
quote:
Originally posted by getfoul
Calling Masonius?!
I'm so happy you've decided to join my illustrious cult international order. I will PM you with my our international headquarters address where you can send your extortionate small membership fee.
What will you receive?
You're going to get the Limited Edition 22 oz Freemason car wax, it has a mechanized sprayer* which enables you to effortlessly apply the Freemason wax to your car or truck.
"But Mason...I can get car wax at any car parts store.."
Can you fuckhead? I didn't know that...it won't be Freemason Carwax though will it which is the whole point so stfu and listen.
If you send me your money NOW I'll include a SECOND 22 oz bottle* AT NO EXTRA CHARGE!!! That's a total of 44 Ounces!
So now you're thinking - this sounds too good to be true, right? Check this shit out...if you order TODAY I'll send you not one but TWO microfiber cleaning gloves that will spread the wax over your car or truck. Talk about, "Wax on, Wax off!". You just laughed pretty hard at that didn't you? Well so does everyone - so what would you think if I told you I'll ALSO include a t-shirt with a PICTURE of some white tool wearing a microfiber cleaning glove with the caption, "Wax On - Wax Off"??!?!!!
Welcome........to the FREEMAAASOOOONNSSSSSSSS
Batteries not included
May-01-2007 16:42
Scottaculous
habitual line crosser
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: On a plane
Aren't Free Masons like Scientology minus the religion plus secret handshakes?
May-01-2007 16:51
Moral Hazard
Oppressing the 99%
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: with the 1%
quote:
Originally posted by Scottaculous
Aren't Free Masons like Scientology minus the religion plus secret handshakes?
Not sure, that's why I'm looking for some.
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quote:
Originally posted by RickyM
you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down
