Got to love Fox News for reporting the utmost important breaking news items

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WELLINGTON, New Zealand — A grandmother was alarmed to find a condom in a happy meal gift pack bought for her 7-year-old granddaughter at a McDonald's (MCD) restaurant in New Zealand, local media reported Thursday. The condom was discovered Tuesday night in a bag that came with Maia Whitaker's meal, which her grandparents bought at a McDonald's outlet in the city of Wellington.

Can't stop the hustle
repost? go find some rap lyrics

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Eat a burger, have safe sex.

All good, imo.

Burn off the calories from the burger in a good sac session.

MCD's is getting smart.

/obligatory joke about "special sauce"

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Originally posted by jennypie /obligatory joke about "special sauce"

Special offer? Free happy ending with happy meal?

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Originally posted by kid nyce Special offer? Free happy ending with happy meal?

LOL, something like that. We could prolly do this all day actually.

I'm so glad I know that!

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

Did the 7-yr old say 'hold the pickle'?

She asked for it.

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omgwtfbbqdickinaboxpedohax!!!!

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Wii toys coming to Wendy's.



Woo.

rock me amadeus?

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Originally posted by kid nyce Got to love Fox News

i read this, this morning

http://www.mediachannel.org/wordpre...as-actual-news/

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On Tuesday, Fox News morning show “Fox & Friends” aired at least eight segments on a purported “news” story that was actually a parody article written by a publication similar to The Onion. The backstory: Last week in the town of Lewiston, Maine, a group of Somalian Muslim middle school students were the subject of a cruel prank when their peers placed a ham steak next to them in order to personally offend the students. School officials filed a report because the students considered the act to be a hate/bias crime.

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mcdonnalds "swalow or its going in your eye!!!"

can she sue them if she gets pregnant???

she would be "with mcchild"