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Re: If you were b.s.e.
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
what would you do in the following situations:
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[1IMG]http://www.cleverwood.com/images/puzzle_eraser_open.jpg[/IMG]
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[1IMG]http://www.biffvernon.freeserve.co.uk/lolhambridge.jpg[/IMG]
3)
[1IMG]http://www.raisethehammer.org/images/bicycle_glow_avenue.jpg[/IMG]
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[1IMG]http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/middleschool.jpg[/IMG]
5)
[1IMG]http://www.israelnewsagency.com/palestinechild.jpg[/IMG]
Make b.s.e. proud!! If you were him, what would you do?? |
1: Steal the hacksaw from those guys in pic 4 and cut that those random shapes to make them fit. Immediately following that, I would order a hit on the makers of that stupid puzzle.
2: I would steal a turtle from the stream and sell it on the black market.
3: I would run in and steal the bicycle and chase the photographer, while screaming 'I have mad cow disease!' Then, when he finally fell down from fear, I would steal his camera.
4: This kid is fucked really, because I already stole the hacksaw to fix that stupid puzzle in question 1. So I guess all those people standing around would just be laughing at him. I would, of course, visit the scene and take a picture of that little retard with my new camera (see question 3).
5: Is that a wedge of cheese he's holding? I would exchange either my new bike, or my new camera, for that cheese. Unless it's blue vein cheese, in which case I would take a picture of him (hey, new camera!) and photochop it, then post it on the internet.
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