Has anybody ever had one?

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To hastily clean your manhood in the basin of a pub’s toilets in preparation for a forthcoming sexual act with someone you’ve just met. Dave hoped the bird he was giving a ride home to would give him a blowjob on the way so he had a gentleman's wash

I think it's respectful to wash your helmet before being sucked off.

What do you reckon?

I reckon that I love you.

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Yea, I definetly give my junk a quick rinse before engaging in battle.
I make the girl do the same.

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Get in! I've pulled

Before I let a blimey slapper tongue up my meat I always freshen up with a gentleman's bath.

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Originally posted by Ygrene Before I let a blimey slapper tongue up my meat I always freshen up with a gentleman's bath.

Gentleman's wash you slag

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Originally posted by bas Gentleman's wash you slag

Toss off, salty bugger!

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Originally posted by kadomony Yea, I definetly give my junk a quick rinse before engaging in battle. I make the girl do the same.

yup. +1

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use moisturizers

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what about purell?

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clean your manhood in the basin of a pub’s toilets

I'm not sure if its physically possible to clean one's penis in the toilet? I prefer to "fresh up" using the urinal. After all isn't that what that bar of soap at the bottom is for?

Use wet naps

or get a fat chick to lick you clean first