Soy turns people gay because it stimulates the production of excess estrogen and, as we know, primarily female-oriented hormones have everything to do with being a homosexual.
Every good Xtian knows this.
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May-06-2007 21:20
Lilith
Meowsies!
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
I thought it mimicked oestrogen and made boys grow boobs?
edit- it's not a good look boys... think Bob, think Fight Club... haha
May-06-2007 21:49
Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
I thought it mimicked oestrogen and made boys grow boobs?
edit- it's not a good look boys... think Bob, think Fight Club... haha
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
quote:
Originally posted by Ian
NOW YOU TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!
You could balance it out with some suitably macho activity, like mixing it with whiskey in the morning, picking up heavy objects and putting them down again, drive a 4wd and tailgate people with it, buy a gun and hurt small animals.
Least that way if you end up catching the gay and growing boobs no ones liable to dare dispute anything.
I prefer Almond and Rice milk and haven't (yet) heard any controversy on those. (They are available at Trader Ho's...go get em!)
quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Soy turns people gay because it stimulates the production of excess estrogen and, as we know, primarily female-oriented hormones have everything to do with being a homosexual.
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Soy turns people gay because it stimulates the production of excess estrogen and, as we know, primarily female-oriented hormones have everything to do with being a homosexual.
Every good Xtian knows this.
And since you can't reverse its effects, you may as well continue to enjoy it